It's a journey into a year of Stephen's stupid drunken life viewed through almost daily facebook status updates... each one guaranteed* to be more hilarious than the last.

*not a guarantee

• It's a coffee table book
• It's a gift for an idiot
• It's a door stop
• It's a non-taxing bedtime read
• It's a bloody funny floppy booky thing
• It's a perfect "sat on the toilet constipated" read
• It's a guide showing how not to live your life
• It's a brilliant book for toddlers (not really, don't let them read it)
• It's a spare 180 sheets of bog roll (after you've finished being constipated)
• It's a way to avoid eye contact with people on the tube/ bus/ train/ office meeting/ family gathering